Author: Timothy McGovern

Former Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, and writer. Okay, I'm just a writer.

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You Can Be Lord Of Hell For Just Under A Million Dollars

You Can Be Lord Of Hell For Just Under A Million Dollars

Better to reign in Heaven than serve in Hell, especially when real estate is this affordable. The town of Hell, Michigan has gone down in price ...
The New Trailer For <i>Hail, Caesar!</i> Is One Long Hilarious Bit

The New Trailer For Hail, Caesar! Is One Long Hilarious Bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMUUKtF_BF0 Hey, sometimes talking is tough. Especially if you're not a classically trained actor trying to deliver ...
Jeb Bush’s Super PAC Just Released An Anti-Marco Rubio Ad

Jeb Bush’s Super PAC Just Released An Anti-Marco Rubio Ad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=79&v=VC6H-8hktFE Just because Jeb Bush lost his exclamation point doesn't mean he hasn't any got any ve ...
You Remember The Whitesboro Seal Depicting A White Man Strangling A Native American? Well, The Residents Voted To Keep It…

You Remember The Whitesboro Seal Depicting A White Man Strangling A Native American? Well, The Residents Voted To Keep It…

So, apparently, these two are wrestling? For friendship? Because people usually wrestle for friendship? We all know about the recently talked a ...
Being Hangry May Be A Real Evolutionary Trait According To Science

Being Hangry May Be A Real Evolutionary Trait According To Science

Have you ever been out with friends and waited so long for your food to arrive that you lifted the waiter over your head and did this? Well ...
Here’s Stephen Colbert’s Audition For El Chapo Biopic

Here’s Stephen Colbert’s Audition For El Chapo Biopic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viuciG6VLv8 While I'm glad that El Chapo has been caught, I'm a little disappointed that there isn't a biopic alrea ...
The <i>New York Times</i> Probably Just Had All The Groans Fit To Print

The New York Times Probably Just Had All The Groans Fit To Print

David Bowie may sadly no longer be with us, but there's at least one publication that feels that it's a great day for him, despite the fact that h ...
Need Some Motivation To Work Out More In 2016? Then Let This Video Be Your Fuel

Need Some Motivation To Work Out More In 2016? Then Let This Video Be Your Fuel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oo7SJoXfSA New Years Resolutions are tough, unless you're me and you've made it a point to set your sights low. I' ...
The Police Can Come Up With Your “Threat Score” Thanks To Your Social Media Accounts

The Police Can Come Up With Your “Threat Score” Thanks To Your Social Media Accounts

You might want to rethink posting that violent diatribe you're just aching to post on Facebook, weird acquaintance from high school. Police in ...
This New <i>Batman V Superman</i> TV Spot Has The Dark Knight Crashing The Batmobile

This New Batman V Superman TV Spot Has The Dark Knight Crashing The Batmobile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUN0F5wKbGE I hope Bruce Wayne is insured. In the ongoing legal battle of Batman v Superman, it looks like you c ...
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