People Are Freaking Out About Burger King’s Halloween Whopper Turning Their Poop Green

People Are Freaking Out About Burger King’s Halloween Whopper Turning Their Poop Green

Your poo says a lot about you, or at least that’s the fear of hypochondriacs everywhere. If it’s brown, you flush it down, but if it’s green you make a scene (esp. if you’re the paranoid sort).

Naturally, that’s exactly what horrified Burger King customers have been doing after discovering that the chain’s slate black Halloween Whopper has been turning their poop the color of bile.

Apparently it’s, like, really green…

Unfortunately, some people have even taken photos of their poo and posted it (proceed at your own risk):

Thankfully, our country’s venerable journalistic institutions are ON IT.

Their verdict? Food dye. “The most likely explanation is always the simplest one, and we’re putting our money on green dye,” writes Washington Post science editor Rachel Feltman.

Excremental mystery solved! (Now can people please stop posting pictures of their poop? The Internet has enough crap already; we don’t need to see yours).

 

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