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"Hilary Duff is talking to nine guys on Tinder."
That headline sounds like something you might find in The Onion… or your wildest dreams.
Believe it or not, Hilary herself has confirmed it to be true. The 27-year-old beauty, who recently filed for divorce from former hockey player Mike Comrie, admitted to MYfm's Valentine in the Morning that not only has she joined the popular app, but she's set up her first date!
No word on who the guy is, but I have a pretty good inclination that he went by the name "Lucky Bastard."
"I was sitting with my friends one night at the house, and we were joking around. In my life, I've always had really serious boyfriends, I've always met people through work, and I've never been on a blind date. So what's the worst that's gonna happen?… I'm talking to probably about… nine guys right now. Some people don't know [who I am], I think some people act like they don't know but they do, and then a lot of people are like, 'This is a joke, right?'"
Single guys, if you're still reading this article instead of checking Tinder, I congratulate you — that shows real restraint. As your reward, check out below what Hilary says are her turn-ons and turn-offs before you sign up.
"What they say, like, in their little profile. It has to be funny… I don't want to see a shirtless mirror selfie. That's instantly a left… I don't know, [I like] someone that looks like they do fun things and someone that can make you laugh in their profile. My profile says, 'Let's eat pizza'… I'm talking to another guy, and I think we're gonna go go-kart racing."