You know nothing, President Snow.
Well, it's that time of year again. The time where you eagerly count down to Thanksgiving, not for the chance to see your weird Uncle Ted who always talks about his recent vacation to Thailand, but in anticipation of the latest, and this time the last, Hunger Games film.
That's right, put your three most middle finger in the air, and whistle one out for Rue, because the teaser for The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2 is now out.
When last we left Can't Miss Ever, Damn! (Katniss Everdeen's rapper name), she had just been reunited with her on-and-off-again, sometime real, sometimes fake boyfriend Peeta who then tried to kill Katniss because he'd been given the Brody-from-Homeland treatment by President Snow.
With that being said, the large fight against the Capitol is about to begin, and as the fight gets closer and closer to President Snow, the booby traps get more and more dangerous.
Feel free to either watch the teaser above, or enjoy my image by image analysis below.
Whoa, is that a trident, Finnick, or are you just happy to see you bae, Annie? Oh, it's your trident. Well, that makes sense.
Love that hairnet, gurl.
Here are all the wedding partiers dancing mid-Truffle Butter.
President Snow would never have allowed Truffle Butter. President Snow hates Drake.
Katniss says she doesn't want to give a speech in this part of the teaser. Effie doesn't give an effie about that.
If Katniss would just scream "where's Rachel?" this would really make my life right about now.
The only person safe at a party at President Snow's palace is the designated driver.
This is moments before a bunch of Avoxes performed a silent version of Be Our Guest.
Katniss gives Primrose a hug right after Prim read what happens to her character in the books.
Suzanne Collins is the slightly less murderous version of George R.R. Martin.
Here's Brienne of Tarth looking for Sansa Stark in the Capitol.
She's not there, Brienne. Although I will say that President Snow is the Panem's version of Ramsay Boolton.
Here's Katniss about to engage in the rawest form of rebellion: a flashmob dance to Uptown Funk.
President Snow also hates Bruno Mars, despite the fact that Bruno Mars could totally be the name of a character from the Capitol.
This is the I'm-Really-Sorry-I-Tried-To-Kill-You face.
So, wait, is Peeta still a double agent working for Abu Nazir. I'm not caught up with this season of Homeland.
"Ugh, the three-fingered salute was MY move. Get your own moves."
"Hehe, read between the lines, Katniss." – Asshole right behind Katniss.
Katniss Everdeen looks like she's about to go on a quest to throw President Snow in Mount Doom.
Kanye would totally wear this outfit. No question about it. ALL DAY ALL DAY.
This explosion : a Michael bay explosion :: a firecracker : atom bomb.
That comparison was for all my old 1600 SAT takers out there.
"Ah, crap. I just stepped in some dog crap. No, wait, that was a mine."
And they call it a mine. A MINE.
"Welcome to the 76th annual Hunger Games."