After what seems like centuries being dormant, Stephen Colbert has returned to the internet.
The soon-to-be Late Show host released the first promo for the forthcoming program, and it is crumbelievable.
If you had any doubt about Stephen Colbert taking over for David Letterman, this first and hysterical promo should any and all of your fears.
At one point, he gives himself the Anti-Hitler facial hair arrangement, he gives himself an Amish beard cut, and heck, he even jokes that he was on the cover of Homeless Sea Captain Monthly while going through his hirsute phase.
Of course, he eventually chops off all of his Colbeard that he adopted after finding it on a highway, but not before sharing some of the many memories they enjoyed together.
Of course, when Stephen is told that his show doesn't begin for another 3 months, he magically puts his beard back on.
Get ready for Stephen's first show by watching the first video above!